Human Roleplay

Sparrow smiled. "I know right? But if we did I wouldn't mind either." She kissed Ralf's cheek then took another drink of the water.

" Awesome so your mom and brother dont mind you being here right ? cause your mom already kinda has a problem with me I dont need your brother to dislike me to cause if so this is not a good start to being our families together with the marriage not being so far away " Ralf laughed

Sparrow shrugged. "My mom's out on a cruise with a 'special friend' and my brother doesn't hate ya as far as I know" Sparrow finished her water then got off the counter.

Ralf thinks to himself cool she didnt say anything about the marriage we are so going to get married sooner or later

Sparrow looked at Ralf as he got a look of thought across his face. She didn't bother to pry but she guessed it was about mrrrige. She threw the bottle away then walked back over to Ralf, in her own thoughts about her and him getting married some day.

Inu practically jumped out of bed as her phone rang."AUGH!"She screamed in surprise as she grabbed the phone.

"Hello?"
"Hi Hon!"
Oh man....She thought."Uh,hi Mom..."
"Just letting you know,the family reunion is on Friday.Time to have it at your house."
WHA-!?She thought.Trying to keep calm,she said."Oh,uh,..."Her Mom cut her off.
"See you!"

Not good....She thought.She went to Fang's house."Fang?"She knocked on his door.

Fang awoke, tired and groggy. He crawled out of bed.
He opened the door. "You should really just let me sleep in someday..." He muttered.

Inu grabbed his shoulders and started shaking him."I NEED HELP!MY FAMILY IS HAVING A REUNION AND IT'S AT MY HOUSE!"She stopped shaking him."Your helping me."She pushed him into his room."Get dressed,I need to pick up some things."

((Inu is forceful xD))

"Alright alright!" He said. He locked the door, rushed a shower, and jumped into his clothes.
"Ready. Were to?" He said.

"I need to go to the Mall,Party Store,Music Store,Food Market,Bakery,and more places."She grabbed him and pulled him outside.She went into her car.

"Yeah...sure." He said.
He took out his phone, and checked with the military records he had downloaded into his phone.
"Whew.." He said silently.

Inu sped down the street (and avoided cops,since she had been a bit of a troublemaker,)she pulled up at the mall.She got out and slammed the door."I need to get some party supplies."They went to the 'Crafty Party Planners' store."Dusk,try to find some streamers."She started looking for something as well.

"Uh, sure." He said, and wandered around the store, looking for said item.
"Hmm....Market brand or Store-owned.." He muttered before shrugging and taking a couple of each.

Inu threw some stuff into the cart.She swept a bunch of napkins into the cart."We'll need a lot!My family is huge!Not counting cousins and others."She continued talking,not even sure if Fang was listening.

Then from the thought of marriage Ralf started thing of baby names he shakes off the thought and looks at Sparrow " So what do you wanna do "

Fang, his job done, wandered around the store.

"OKAY!"Inu suddenly yelled,paying for all the items she had bought.She and Fang went to another store,a food store.She handed Fang half a list.It unrolled,rolling until it had spread all the way to the other side of the wall,which was at least 50 feet."Be lucky.I only gave you a little of the list."

"A Little!?" He exclaimed.
Rushing through the isles, he grabbed everything he could find from the list without stopping.
" A little...wonder how big the full list is?" He thought to himself and continued shopping.

Inu came running over,chasing the list she had dropped,which was about 400 feet at the moment.She grabbed it."At least only a little came unraveled."She sighed,rolling it back up.She had 9 carts overflowing with stuff."Geez.I'm not even half done."

Fang stared at her in wonder.
"Just how big IS your family?" He asked, half bewildered, half amazed.

Inu thought for a moment."Hold on.."She got out a calculator."Um....A little over 1,500 people are coming.Good thing the party is outside."She put up the calculator."Now hurry!We still have tons of shopping to do!"

"Oh, that's good. Only one th- ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED!?" He exclaimed, bewildered.

Inu tapped her chin."If you don't count the people who aren't coming.That would total it to 55,000."She shrugged."There wouldn't be enough room."She grabbed some sparkling grape juice and hurried to the next store.

"F-f-f-..." He stammered.
quietly he followed Inu.

After they got everything done,there was a huge truck outside."Load 'em up!"She yelled,as people came down to put the items in HUGE trucks."I'm so glad for being related to a moving crew man.See you tonight Ketari!"She yelled to a neko boy.He waved and continued to load.Inu and Fang drove home,followed by the trucks."Can you cook?"She asked,a mischievous glint in her eye.

"Sort of, yeah." He said. "Why?" He asked. He looked at the trucks behind.
"Oh no..." He muttered.

Inu smiled.Once they got home Inu grabbed Fang and rushed into the kitchen.Amazingly,the food was all in the pantry all ready.She slammed a huge book in front of him.It was about as wide as she was tall."Just follow the recipe.And don't faint if some of the food tries to attack you,or moves."She said,smiling."I'll b decorating in the back.Call m if you need me!"She handed him a walkie-talkie and ran out to the backyard,doing who-knows-what.

"What? this book is HUGE!" He said. "How is everything already in here!?" He exclaimed.
"What did she say about food trying to eat me.." He wondered.
Sighing, he began to read the first recipe.

There was a huge crash in the backyard."I'm okay!"She yelled.She called on the walkie-talkie "Just a warning,the Kituna-Masu with try to eat you.Just hit it with a spoon and it will be edible."She chuckled,putting streamers in the trees.

Inu's walkie talkie crackled.
"The Kitsuna what?" Fang's voice said.
"Oh, you mean thes- AUGH! GET IT OFF ME!"
*wood splitting*
"IT BROKE THE SPOON! I'll get a metal one!"
*hitting sounds can be heard.*
"There we go." Fang's voice said.

((Inu))

"Warned ya."Inu told him over the walkie-talkie.She came back in."Decorating's done."She grinned."Need help?"She grabbed a spoon and started dashing things into a bowl.She mixed it and poured it into a zip-lock baggie.She put in some meat that didn't look like anything Fang would know."That stuff will try to kill you.Get ready."She put a bowl on her head and got a steak knife.It started grumbling."HEEYA!"She yelled,attacking it.

Fang hit the strange meat with the metal spoon repeatedly, then got out a meat tenderizer.
He hit it with both utensils.

It stopped moving."YYYYAAAAAYYYY!"She yelled,putting it into the oven."Now,what's next."

(Skip)

After they cooked everything,(and fought it),Inu put all the food out on tables in the yard."They should come in about an hour.Whatcha wanna do?"She asked,yawning.

"I dunno. I really wasn't planning anything for the next....6 months." He said, looking at his phone again.