Human Roleplay

"Sort of, yeah." He said. "Why?" He asked. He looked at the trucks behind.
"Oh no..." He muttered.

Inu smiled.Once they got home Inu grabbed Fang and rushed into the kitchen.Amazingly,the food was all in the pantry all ready.She slammed a huge book in front of him.It was about as wide as she was tall."Just follow the recipe.And don't faint if some of the food tries to attack you,or moves."She said,smiling."I'll b decorating in the back.Call m if you need me!"She handed him a walkie-talkie and ran out to the backyard,doing who-knows-what.

"What? this book is HUGE!" He said. "How is everything already in here!?" He exclaimed.
"What did she say about food trying to eat me.." He wondered.
Sighing, he began to read the first recipe.

There was a huge crash in the backyard."I'm okay!"She yelled.She called on the walkie-talkie "Just a warning,the Kituna-Masu with try to eat you.Just hit it with a spoon and it will be edible."She chuckled,putting streamers in the trees.

Inu's walkie talkie crackled.
"The Kitsuna what?" Fang's voice said.
"Oh, you mean thes- AUGH! GET IT OFF ME!"
*wood splitting*
"IT BROKE THE SPOON! I'll get a metal one!"
*hitting sounds can be heard.*
"There we go." Fang's voice said.

((Inu))

"Warned ya."Inu told him over the walkie-talkie.She came back in."Decorating's done."She grinned."Need help?"She grabbed a spoon and started dashing things into a bowl.She mixed it and poured it into a zip-lock baggie.She put in some meat that didn't look like anything Fang would know."That stuff will try to kill you.Get ready."She put a bowl on her head and got a steak knife.It started grumbling."HEEYA!"She yelled,attacking it.

Fang hit the strange meat with the metal spoon repeatedly, then got out a meat tenderizer.
He hit it with both utensils.

It stopped moving."YYYYAAAAAYYYY!"She yelled,putting it into the oven."Now,what's next."

(Skip)

After they cooked everything,(and fought it),Inu put all the food out on tables in the yard."They should come in about an hour.Whatcha wanna do?"She asked,yawning.

"I dunno. I really wasn't planning anything for the next....6 months." He said, looking at his phone again.

Inu looked at him for a moment,then yelled."YAAAAAUGH!"And tackled Fang,pinning him down easily.She chuckled and then saw her Mom,which was a neko like her."Hi Mom!"She said,getting off Fang."Your early."She grinned.Her mom smiled."Who's this?"She asked,stifling a growl."A friend."Inu pushed Fang a little ways away and talked to him."My Mom doesn't like humans,so be careful!"She hissed to him.

I'm not the one who decided to tackle someone for no reason... He thought, keeping quiet.

About an hour later more people,er Neko's and Demons started coming.Inu had to guard Duskfang from each one."Be sure not to eat the meat,it is-"She cut off,grinning."Never mind."She ate some pop-corn."Oh,I've got to sing something.Be right back."She stepped up onto the stage,and after requests,sang something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEQqV4pEWGU

"Well, she's a good singer.." He silently admitted.
Watching the Nekos around him, he slowly hid back inside the house.

Inu stepped down,as another neko sang."Dusk?"She asked,watching him go in the house.She followed him."Why did you go in here?They won't hurt you,or they would have me to deal with."She laughed.

"I don't doubt that." He said.
"I..uh...went to get a soda!" He suddenly said, grabbing one.
"Okay, Let's go back outside." He said with a small shudder.

Inu smiled,pulling him outside,grabbing a Pepsi for herself."I know your being bugged about something."She said,suddenly jerking him back inside."What is it?"

"Uh..well....I'm kind of.." He tried to find the words.

"Yes?"She said,a stern look in her eye.

He checked his phone again. The little change that he had made yesterday was corrected.
"Well...I had to leave yesterday....for my job." He said.

"Job?What kind of job?"By the look in his eye,she could tell it wasn't good."Is it the one where you freaking shot a dart in my leg?"She asked,still annoyed by that.

"Eh...no." He said.
"I'm talking about my normal, official regular work." He said.
"The...military." He concluded.

Sparrow comes out of her thoughts and shrugs. "I dunno, anything sounds good to me right now."

Domino finished wraping his presents. "that should do."

Hmm well I get kinda bored in this big house so its up to you

"Well if you get bored here we can always go out and do something or we can stay here and do something..."

Well I dont mind staying as long as we have something to do

Sparrow sighed. "Well if we stay here we could watch a movie or...." Sparrow shrugged. "i dunno I'm brain dead at the moment."

Domino put the presents off to the side and then streached and put his legs on the coffie table. "Domino put your feet down!" his mom says. Domino groans and takes his feet of the table.

Duskfang wrote:"Eh...no." He said.
"I'm talking about my normal, official regular work." He said.
"The...military." He concluded.

"Military?"She asked,a bit shocked."You don't look like it."She smiled."Well,on the place where I come from I'm the commander."She smiles."That's why I'm really strong."She looks around."Well,why haven't you gone?"

Sunawa wrote:

Duskfang wrote:"Eh...no." He said.
"I'm talking about my normal, official regular work." He said.
"The...military." He concluded.

"Military?"She asked,a bit shocked."You don't look like it."She smiled."Well,on the place where I come from I'm the commander."She smiles."That's why I'm really strong."She looks around."Well,why haven't you gone?"

(Sunawa you do not have to quote messages when role-playing. You don't see the others doing it and nether should you please stop. It gives the impression that you are forcing others out of role-play.)


Domino flicked on the telly.

" Hmm well am kinda like that everyday "

Domino continues flicking through the chanels looking for something interesting to watch.

"Well lets just watch a movie and maybe afterwards we'll have come up with something else to do..."

"ugghh what do they want to show us now...every week they bring in some idiot to rant at us about some carreer we could go in." whispered Paddie to a friend as they entered the school's auditorium. Paddie took a chair in the centre so no-one would notice him fall asleep if the talk was as bad as last weeks.